User:McGig
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Testing space for a lot of weird shit. Examples of most infoboxes are commented out in the source for this page. Look at your own peril. Also, Starbase Kickass and its associated shenanigans are Totally Canon. All events are real and undocumented as no one wants to admit they exist.
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Commodore Aben Ch'Thobar once got a cadet promoted to captain by giving them finger guns while walking the Academy campus... |
The Beta Antares Shipyard - Kickass Fleet's favourite shop on the citadel!
Kolar Blight
A throwaway joke about an Orion post-modern punk band that has taken on a life of its own. It's more like a super-group, constantly evolving, members coming and going. They've been around since at least the mid 2370s. Hits include
- Agency Crisis
- Fight for Paradise/Kick ‘em before they Stand
- A foulmouthed anti-fascist rant directed at one Admiral Layton and his attempted coup during the Dominion Cold War. The chorus is notable for rhythming Layton with as many expletives across as many Federation languages as is reasonable.
- Pah-Wraith Disco
- Did poorly on the Bajoran Top 100. But made the Top 100. What does that say?
- Martian Rhapsody
- You wouldn't think a punk band to do a dirge, but somehow they pulled it off. Noted for beating the Bajoran and Klingon entries in the 2386 Bajoran Dirge Competition.
- Flaming Nacelle
- Apparently the only people who can understand what is being screamed in this song are all seasoned engineers from across numerous services in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants. And none of them are happy. At least one had to be institutionalised upon hearing the song for the first time. Rumour persists he is still there to this day.
Ayer's Rock
Ayer's Rock is a marginally habitable M-class world on the Federation-Klingon border in the Archanis sector.
First Battle of Leonis
The First Battle of Leonis was a response by Captain Theodoras to give allies that had committed to assisting Starfleet's Fourth Fleet in the Lost Fleet crisis an opportunity to engage the Dominion and achieve an early decisive win in order to build morale and set the tone for further operations.