SS Vondem Rose

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"Under the leadership of a man you have all chosen to flee. We shall see how you prove yourselves under the hand of a woman."

—Zheng Yi Sao - Chinese pirate

Legally the SS Vondem Rose is the primary ship of Totally Legitimate Salvage Operations LLC, a duly registered and licensed United Federation of Planets salvage operator in possession of a Starfleet salvage writ. The ship is also registered as an armed merchantman, capable of being called up in times of need by Starfleet if required for running dangerous cargo, though curiously has never been asked to do so at this time.

In reality, the ship is a relatively modern K't'inga-class battlecruiser originally commissioned into service as the IKS Va’thu, that has been taken as a prize by one Captain Sidda and her band of misfits. The vessel had been built and placed into immediate storage by the Klingon Defense Force years ago under contract to a minor house shipyard. During that time and the uprising of the Hunters of D'Ghor, the vessel had fallen into D'Ghor hands and was being prepared for operations against the Federation. During what could only be called a vendetta strike against the Hunters, the vessel was taken forcibly as compensation for the loss of the SS Vondem Thorn.

The ship is well maintained, perhaps better so than by her builders, and retains typical features found on Klingon warships, while being fitted with luxuries the Klingon designers considered unnecessary for a warship. Technically listed as an independent vessel, the ship's cloaking device is maintained and fully operational, a selling point when undertaking 'legitimate' cargo runs. The ship also sports Sidda's customary purple paint job, with each wing of the vessel splashed with the emblem of the Vondem Rose where the KDF symbol would have been in another era.

Design & Modifications

Klingon with Orion fashion tastes. So still as rough as guts, but with more silk drapes and better food. And clean.

Adventures

Archanis Campaign

The Hunters of D'Ghor are stepping on Sidda's territory. Seeking information the Vondem Thorn rescues a wounded Starfleet ship, and then takes on its mission to hunt down a Klingon battlecruiser. The deed done at the cost of the Vondem Thorn, Sidda captures and takes a ship from the Hunters as her own, the Vondem Rose. Now it's time to show them how it's done.

Wait...did we just go legit?

Echoes of the Tkon & Pirating from the pirates

What do you do when Starfleet goes from being the normative centre to a bunch of crazy idiots running around like the house is on fire? You clean up the space lanes they're supposed to keep clear of course. Someone has to be the adult in the sector after all.

And as for pirates...well..it's a victimless crime, right?

Are...are we the good guys?

In a mirror, Lightly

If you gaze into the light, the light gazes also into you.

Old friends, old scores, old debts

A series of ion storms convinces all the pirates and ne'er-do-wells in the sector to attend a gala hosted by the self-styled Last Pirate King aboard his hidden station as a way to wait out the storms. Don't mind if we steal from the vault and take prisoners of the worst of you. The money from the bounties will help us sleep at night. It's surprising just how comforting bricks of gold-pressed latnium can be.

We're really bad at this bad guy thing, aren't we?

Tequila Mockingchair

When you need a comfy chair, why not steal one? From someone else's ship of course. And then send them risqué pictures of you sitting in it. At least the chair is comfy. And the lumbar support is possibly worth going to prison for.

Someone's going to kill us for this one day, aren't they? Over a chair...honestly...

Talkin’ ‘bout a Revolution

It was supposed to be a simple information retrieval, not a survival horror in Revolutionary Ta'shen!

Well, when in Ta'shen, do as Ta'shenians do! Murder, death, chaos, madness. Do you hear the people sing?

Jailhouse Rock

What do you do when your second ship and crew go missing in the Delta Quadrant, just as all hell is breaking loose, fascists are running around and Starfleet, typical bloody Starfleet, are poking their nose into everything all at once? Put on your kicking boots, grab your disruptor, pop on some music and go introduce yourself to the locals of course. Bad music tastes not-withstanding, fascist-bashing makes everyone feel good.

Fine, fine, we'll go on holiday after this. And yes, we're vigilantes, not bad guys. I don't want to know who won that betting pool.

Notable Crew

Deck Division Personnel
Position	Name	Species	Gender	Avatar
Captain	Sidda Sadovu	Orion	Female	Hannah John-Kamen
Master	Gaeda Ruiz	Human	Male	Mario Casas
Master	Orelia	Orion	Female	Mercedes Vernado
Lieutenant	Jenu Trid	Bajoran	Female
Lieutenant	Lewis Chin	Human	Male

Engineering Division Personnel
Position		Name	Species	Gender	Avatar
Chief Engineer		T'Ael	Romulan	Female
Lieutenant		R'tin	Romulan	Male

Security Division Personnel
Position	Name	Species	Gender	Avatar
Major	Orin	Orion	Male	Tom Hopper
Major	Deidrick Osterman	Human	Male	Tom Wlaschiha
Lieutenant	Telin	Orion	Male
Lieutenant	Matt Horne	Human	Male

All Other Personnel
Position	Name	Species	Gender	Avatar
Chief Medical Officer	Melissa "Bones" Ward	Human	Female
Quartermaster / Purser	Na'roq	Ferengi	Female
Science Officer	Tavol	Vulcan	Male
Chief Cook Counsellor	Kevak	Klingon	Male
Cook's Mate	K'tah	Klingon	Female
Cook's Mate	Lern	Klingon	Male
Cook's Mate	Revin	Romulan	Female	Jesse Mei