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Testing space for a lot of weird shit. Examples of most infoboxes are commented out in the source for this page. Look at your own peril. Also, Starbase Kickass and it's associated shenanigans are '''''Totally Canon'''''. All events are real and undocumented as no one wants to admit they exist.
Wiki-goblin extraordinaire.


'''''Smolboi''-class stations''' are...
*[[/Sandbox]]
*[[/Atlantis]]
*[[/Republic]]
*[[/Vondem Rose]]
*[[Template:Test]]


==''Smolboi''-class stations In-Play==
==Testing==
*While not the largest or most capable of stations, like the larger Canopus or Spacedock facilities, the Smolboi are a comfortable forward deployment designed to support the Federation's interest while not posing as a serious concern to the Federation's neighbours. More than adequate at defending themselves from local raiders or pirates, a serious threat to a Smolboi would best be answered with a fleet garrison until local tensions deescalate.
Testing space for a lot of weird shit. Examples of most infoboxes are tested here at one point or another. Infoboxes being designed/developed will be at [[Template:Test]] though for the love of all that is Puzzle God related, do not use it!. Look at your own peril. Also, Starbase Kickass and its associated shenanigans are '''''Totally Canon'''''. All events are real and undocumented as no one wants to admit they exist.
*They serve as important border hubs for travel and commerce as well as providing essential services to outbound Starfleet vessels. While capable of providing servicing to Starfleet ships, outside of general maintenance it can best be described as sufficient to return to a more capable facility for proper repairs.
*Smaller than the Canopus facilities, a Smolboi has a regular staff of a few thousand, with a capacity for the same again in regular civilian attendance. In an emergency, Smolboi life support systems can accommodate 15000 people, but to call the situation cramped would be accurate.


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*[[USS Nobel]]
Commodore Aben Ch'Thobar once got a cadet promoted to captain by giving them finger guns while walking the Academy campus...<br>
**[[bfms_char:27493|Alexandra T'Rin Sudari-Kravchik]] and Co
When Gorns tried to kill him, he killed them first with science...<br>
***Captain Sudari-Kravchik
He once got out and pushed a ship to transwarp because his engineer told him the engines weren't working...<br>
***Commander Jezgo - Saurian - XO
He tutored a Pakled once, who's now the emeritus professor at the Daystrom Institute...<br>
***Lieutenant James Woodrow - Human - Ops
He IS the most interesting Commodore being written up right now.
***LtCmdr Malcolm Serra - Human - Tac/Sec
}}
***Commander Stosa Moid - Betazoid - Eng
***Lieutenant S'val - Vulcan/Romulan? - Helm
***??? - Med
***??? - Sci
{{clear}}


{{Starship
===The Beta Antares Shipyard - Kickass Fleet's favourite shop on the citadel!===
| name = Lollipop
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| prefix = USS
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| image = [[file:Galaxyclass.png]]
| registry =
| class = Galaxy
| affiliation = [[Starfleet]]
| status = A good ship
| commission =
| decommission =
| destroyed =
| taskforce =
| quadrant =
| role = Imaginary
| co = Commander William T Riker
| xo = Also Riker, because there's two of them
}}
{{clear}}


{{Starbase
====Kolar Blight====
| name = Starbase ''Kickass''
A throwaway joke about an Orion post-modern punk band that has taken on a life of its own. It's more like a super-group, constantly evolving, members coming and going. They've been around since at least the mid 2370s. Hits include
| image = [[file:spacedockclass.png]]
*Agency Crisis
| registry =
*Fight for Paradise/Kick ‘em before they Stand
| class = [[Spacedock]]
**A foulmouthed anti-fascist rant directed at one Admiral Layton and his attempted coup during the Dominion Cold War. The chorus is notable for rhythming Layton with as many expletives across as many Federation languages as is reasonable.
| commission =  
*Pah-Wraith Disco
| decommission =  
**Did poorly on the Bajoran Top 100. But made the Top 100. What does that say?
| taskforce =  
*Martian Rhapsody
| quadrant =  
**You wouldn't think a punk band to do a dirge, but somehow they pulled it off. Noted for beating the Bajoran and Klingon entries in the 2386 Bajoran Dirge Competition.
| role = Spinning Top of Death
*Flaming Nacelle
| affiliation = Starfleet, but only because their branding was already all over the place
**Apparently the only people who can understand what is being screamed in this song are all seasoned engineers from across numerous services in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants. And none of them are happy. At least one had to be institutionalised upon hearing the song for the first time. Rumour persists he is still there to this day.
| sector = Wouldn't you like to know
*Goth Lord Punk
| system = The fun one, with all the parties going on
**No one understands this one bit, but the melody is AWESOME!
| co = Depends on the day of the week really
| crew = The Never Ending Rave!
}}
{{clear}}


{{Quadrant
==First Battle of Leonis==
| name = Kickass
{{Conflict
| name = First Battle of Leonis
| image =  
| image =  
| major powers = *Starbase Kickass
| date = March 2401
*Risa
| location = Leonis System
*Sisko's Creole Kitchen
| result = Alliance victory, complete destruction of Dominion forces
| minor powers = *United Federation of Wimps
| belligerents left = {{belligerent|FEDicon.png|Starfleet, Fourth Fleet}}
*Originally Space Russia, now Space Vikings
{{belligerent|ROMicon.png|Romulan Republic}}
*Space Roman Elves
{{belligerent|KDFicon.png|House Lorkoth}}
*The other Space Russia, but 90's Space Russia
{{belligerent|KDFicon.png|KDF Observers}}
*Who let the Geico lizard run a star nation?
| belligerents right = {{belligerent|DOMicon.png|Dominion Lost Fleet}}
| important sectors = Sector Kickass!
| commanders left = {{belligerent|FEDicon.png|CAPT Theodoras}}
| important places = Starbase Kickass
{{belligerent|FEDicon.png|CAPT Sayil}}
{{belligerent|ROMicon.png|CMDR Grel}}
{{belligerent|KDFicon.png|CAPT Hor'keth}}
{{belligerent|Tholian Assembly.png|CAPT Kaltene}}
| commanders right = {{belligerent|DOMicon.png|Unknown Vorta}}
| strength left = {{plainlist|
*USS ''Atlantis''
*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''Sovereign''-class
*USS ''Papakura''
*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''Sagan''-class
*&nbsp;
*IKS ''Ba'korth''
*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''Vor-cha''-class
*2 ''K't'inga''-class cruisers
*2 ''K't'inga''-class support vessels
*25 ''B'rel''-class birds of prey
*&nbsp;
*RRW ''Admiral Ketterac''
*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;''Valdore''-class
*4 ''Malem''-class escorts
*&nbsp;
*3 Tholian Meshweavers
}}
}}
{{clear}}
| strength right = {{plainlist|
*1 Jem'Hadar Battleship
*1 Jem'Hadar Battlecruiser
*10 Jem'Hadar Attack Fighters
*20 orbital defence platforms
*&nbsp;
*20 Jem'Hadar Attack Fighters as reinforcements
}}
| casualties left = {{plainlist|
*Some
*Some more
}}
| casualties right = {{plainlist|
*Total loss of all Dominion assets in the system.
*Dominion reinforcements destroyed en route by Klingon screening elements
}}
| templatemode = nocats
}}
The First Battle of Leonis was a response by Captain Theodoras to give allies that had committed to assisting Starfleet's [[Fourth Fleet]] in the [[The Lost Fleet|Lost Fleet]] crisis an opportunity to engage the Dominion and achieve an early decisive win in order to build morale and set the tone for further operations.
 
Dominion forces ended up being superior to what was expected and the resulting battle, while conclusively in favour of the Federation Alliance forces, did result in extensive damage to allied vessels and forced a retreat of key combat vessels to Deneb in order to make repairs.


{{Region
| name = Sector Kickass
| image = [[file:spacedockclass.png|275px]]
| major powers = *The Confederation of Kickass
*Grandma
| minor powers = *Those chumps we stole Starbase Kickass off of
*Old Lady Higgins (she's got a mean left hook)
| important places = *Starbase Kickass
*Grandma's house
}}
{{clear}}
{{clear}}
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Latest revision as of 20:43, 6 July 2024

Wiki-goblin extraordinaire.

Testing

Testing space for a lot of weird shit. Examples of most infoboxes are tested here at one point or another. Infoboxes being designed/developed will be at Template:Test though for the love of all that is Puzzle God related, do not use it!. Look at your own peril. Also, Starbase Kickass and its associated shenanigans are Totally Canon. All events are real and undocumented as no one wants to admit they exist.

For previously developed content by prior commands, see here 

Commodore Aben Ch'Thobar once got a cadet promoted to captain by giving them finger guns while walking the Academy campus...
When Gorns tried to kill him, he killed them first with science...
He once got out and pushed a ship to transwarp because his engineer told him the engines weren't working...
He tutored a Pakled once, who's now the emeritus professor at the Daystrom Institute...
He IS the most interesting Commodore being written up right now.


The Beta Antares Shipyard - Kickass Fleet's favourite shop on the citadel!

Specsmainpage.png
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by
This article is for a command that has been previously used by another Bravo Fleet member. Content is preserved but new commanders are not obligated to retain all details once they have taken command. Please see the Submission Guide for specifics.
After cleanup is complete, please remove this maintenance tag.

Kolar Blight

A throwaway joke about an Orion post-modern punk band that has taken on a life of its own. It's more like a super-group, constantly evolving, members coming and going. They've been around since at least the mid 2370s. Hits include

  • Agency Crisis
  • Fight for Paradise/Kick ‘em before they Stand
    • A foulmouthed anti-fascist rant directed at one Admiral Layton and his attempted coup during the Dominion Cold War. The chorus is notable for rhythming Layton with as many expletives across as many Federation languages as is reasonable.
  • Pah-Wraith Disco
    • Did poorly on the Bajoran Top 100. But made the Top 100. What does that say?
  • Martian Rhapsody
    • You wouldn't think a punk band to do a dirge, but somehow they pulled it off. Noted for beating the Bajoran and Klingon entries in the 2386 Bajoran Dirge Competition.
  • Flaming Nacelle
    • Apparently the only people who can understand what is being screamed in this song are all seasoned engineers from across numerous services in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants. And none of them are happy. At least one had to be institutionalised upon hearing the song for the first time. Rumour persists he is still there to this day.
  • Goth Lord Punk
    • No one understands this one bit, but the melody is AWESOME!

First Battle of Leonis


The First Battle of Leonis was a response by Captain Theodoras to give allies that had committed to assisting Starfleet's Fourth Fleet in the Lost Fleet crisis an opportunity to engage the Dominion and achieve an early decisive win in order to build morale and set the tone for further operations.

Dominion forces ended up being superior to what was expected and the resulting battle, while conclusively in favour of the Federation Alliance forces, did result in extensive damage to allied vessels and forced a retreat of key combat vessels to Deneb in order to make repairs.